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saysthemagpie) wrote2017-12-05 11:12 pm
saysthemagpie) wrote2017-12-05 11:12 pm
get yourself clean (zouis maids AU)
ok one of my favorite little funny WIPs is the zouis housekeeper fic, where zayn's famous and louis is the housekeeper he hires in an attempt to put his life back together when his fiancée perrie leaves him for jade (lol). admittedly this is not an especially good moment for fics involving an employer/employee relationship lol, but mostly louis just hurricanes his way through zayn's life, wins over all his friends, smokes all his weed, makes judgey comments about zayn's aesthetic and life choices, and bosses him around all the time.
zayn's bemused but also just like.. charmed in spite of himself, and they fall into bed with each other and just kinda.. keep doing it, and then it's basically just a funny cute rom com with a tiny bit of angst. obviously power imbalances in the workplace are bad etc etc and some of the angst does center on that (tho not in a sexual harassment way, all of that is sort of breezed right on past in this particular situation).
also I know zouis is dead but I can't think who I would rewrite them with bc it's a specific kind of romantic dirtbag dynamic lol. suggestions welcome. here, have a little bit of it:
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“Would you ever, like, dress up as a French maid or summat?” Zayn asks a little while later, spreading his fingers wide over one globe of Louis’s glorious arse. “Like, get a little costume and a feather duster and shit?”
zayn's bemused but also just like.. charmed in spite of himself, and they fall into bed with each other and just kinda.. keep doing it, and then it's basically just a funny cute rom com with a tiny bit of angst. obviously power imbalances in the workplace are bad etc etc and some of the angst does center on that (tho not in a sexual harassment way, all of that is sort of breezed right on past in this particular situation).
also I know zouis is dead but I can't think who I would rewrite them with bc it's a specific kind of romantic dirtbag dynamic lol. suggestions welcome. here, have a little bit of it:
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“Would you ever, like, dress up as a French maid or summat?” Zayn asks a little while later, spreading his fingers wide over one globe of Louis’s glorious arse. “Like, get a little costume and a feather duster and shit?”
Louis’s lying naked on his stomach, propped up on his elbows. He takes a drag from the joint, holds it for a long moment, and then exhales smoke into Zayn’s face.
“Nope,” he says as Zayn starts coughing. “And fuck you for making a mockery of my profession.”
“Nope,” he says as Zayn starts coughing. “And fuck you for making a mockery of my profession.”
“Your profession,” Zayn scoffs, as soon as he’s got his breath back. He smacks Louis’s arse, startling a yelp out of him. “Professional layabout, that’s what you are. Can’t remember the last time you lifted a hand around this house. I had to mop up all that mud you tracked in from the garden yesterday.”
“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day,” Louis says sagely. “Teach him to fish and you feed him for life.”
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